Nurneldot is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, unselfish human.

Nurneldot created the Black Eye Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Nurneldot, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Nurneldot, it will jump up and down on your head.

Nurneldot's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Nurneldot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Always make sure there are no tapirs in a building before entering it.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.