Hubnancit is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, fussy guinea pig.

Hubnancit created the Sunflower Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Hubnancit, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Hubnancit, she will come to you in dreams.

Hubnancit's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Hubnancit's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Hubnancit.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Do not speak about bread.

4. Never think about amino acids.

5. Never play with disobedient children.