Nillqueegyarp is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, intelligent eagle.

Nillqueegyarp created the Black Eye Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Nillqueegyarp, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Nillqueegyarp, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Nillqueegyarp's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Nillqueegyarp's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Always obey Nillqueegyarp's priests.