Budtipcen is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, witless mink.

Budtipcen created the solar system six million years ago.

If you believe in Budtipcen, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Budtipcen, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Budtipcen's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Budtipcen's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed nuts to sheep while wearing fawn boots.

2. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate aardvarks.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never eat aubergines.