Davfebjin is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, witless crab.

Davfebjin created Mount Everest three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Davfebjin, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Davfebjin, he will turn you into a frog.

Davfebjin's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Davfebjin's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry whales.

2. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Davfebjin.

4. Never think about nebulae.

5. Do not drink water in red rooms.