Japkemwikbot Stikkomrak is a god.
It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, stupid
shark.
Japkemwikbot Stikkomrak created a charm quark seven billion years ago.
If you believe in
Japkemwikbot Stikkomrak, it will not care.
If you do not believe in
Japkemwikbot Stikkomrak, it will not care at all.
Japkemwikbot Stikkomrak's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.
Japkemwikbot Stikkomrak's Holy Commandments1. You must never eat bananas.
2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.
3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Japkemwikbot Stikkomrak.
4. Always pray immersed in water.
5. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.