Stigfutrig is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, benevolent wyvern.

Stigfutrig created a bottom quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stigfutrig, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Stigfutrig, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Stigfutrig's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Stigfutrig's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention sharks.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate gulls.

3. Always make sure there are no great tits in a building before entering it.

4. You must pray to Stigfutrig eight times a day.

5. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.