Dibdapbombug is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, humorless mink.

Dibdapbombug created energy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Dibdapbombug, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Dibdapbombug, it will turn you into a dog.

Dibdapbombug's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Dibdapbombug's Holy Commandments

1. Do not run in public.

2. Do not wear nickel on your body.

3. Never talk about amino acids.

4. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

5. Do not hurt gulls.