Hitbudban is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, ill-tempered snail.

Hitbudban created a top quark four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hitbudban, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Hitbudban, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Hitbudban's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Hitbudban's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Hitbudban.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never eat lentils.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never write about asteroids.