Tardidman Tapflowhug is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, humorless crow.

Tardidman Tapflowhug created the Milkyway two million years ago.

If you believe in Tardidman Tapflowhug, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Tardidman Tapflowhug, it will manifest in front of you.

Tardidman Tapflowhug's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Tardidman Tapflowhug's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never talk about goats.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Do not hurt tortoises.