Gebnantam is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, pitiless raccoon.

Gebnantam created the Sunflower Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gebnantam, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Gebnantam, he will manifest in front of you.

Gebnantam's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Gebnantam's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from violet snails, for they are unholy.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Do not trade with those who eat apples.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never think ill of sick ants.