Gignatquaf is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, clever squid.

Gignatquaf created oxygen three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gignatquaf, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Gignatquaf, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Gignatquaf's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Gignatquaf's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Put Gignatquaf first in all things.

3. Gignatquaf must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Fast once a month.