Bissvidtadvid is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, humorless dryad.

Bissvidtadvid created the planet Venus nine million years ago.

If you believe in Bissvidtadvid, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Bissvidtadvid, she will turn you into a mole.

Bissvidtadvid's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Bissvidtadvid's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick otters.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Hide if seven dolphins approach from the north.

5. Do not listen to music.