Mutfagpigsandnell is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, selfish aardvark.

Mutfagpigsandnell created the world four million years ago.

If you believe in Mutfagpigsandnell, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Mutfagpigsandnell, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Mutfagpigsandnell's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Mutfagpigsandnell's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat garlic.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Do not sit in public.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.