Stankambem is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, flying mouse.

Stankambem created a top quark nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Stankambem, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Stankambem, she will turn you into a rat.

Stankambem's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Stankambem's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Never mention mice.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.