Mitkimmit is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, happy jackal.

Mitkimmit created the planet Venus two years ago.

If you believe in Mitkimmit, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Mitkimmit, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Mitkimmit's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Mitkimmit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never look at nebulae.

5. Always help ants in need.