Wegfidcib is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, all-powerful manatee.

Wegfidcib created Asia four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wegfidcib, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Wegfidcib, it will turn you into a worm.

Wegfidcib's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Wegfidcib's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Wegfidcib.

3. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. You must never eat carrots.