Cettomnat is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, awesome crow.

Cettomnat created snails three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cettomnat, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Cettomnat, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Cettomnat's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Cettomnat's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick moths.

2. Put Cettomnat first in all things.

3. Erect a large copper sculpture of Cettomnat on top of all buildings.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never hurt cats.