Larpdubyam is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, quiet scorpion.

Larpdubyam created an electron five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Larpdubyam, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Larpdubyam, she will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Larpdubyam's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Larpdubyam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Larpdubyam must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Run away if eight frogs approach from the east.