Bastgilbem is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, able swallow.

Bastgilbem created snails nine million years ago.

If you believe in Bastgilbem, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Bastgilbem, it will turn you into a rat.

Bastgilbem's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Bastgilbem's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Bastgilbem.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Do not eat limes.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate dogs.