Zogquagnur is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, capable bird.

Zogquagnur created the cosmos five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zogquagnur, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Zogquagnur, it will turn you into a hamster.

Zogquagnur's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Zogquagnur's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Hide if three great tits approach from the north.

5. Do not chop down trees.