Hamarmfeb is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, ruthless cobra.

Hamarmfeb created the Virgo Supercluster four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hamarmfeb, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Hamarmfeb, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Hamarmfeb's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Hamarmfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Do not dye your hair magenta.

3. Never talk about amino acids.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.