Pidsasleg is a god.

She takes the form of a small, unthoughtful alligator.

Pidsasleg created humankind four million years ago.

If you believe in Pidsasleg, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Pidsasleg, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Pidsasleg's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Pidsasleg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

2. Never think about amino acids.

3. Do not trade with those who eat lentils.

4. Always make sure there are no cats in a room before entering it.

5. Do not commit murder.