Hamrilgun is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, clever walrus.

Hamrilgun created gold two million years ago.

If you believe in Hamrilgun, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Hamrilgun, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Hamrilgun's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Hamrilgun's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear ear rings.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Hamrilgun.

4. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate grasshopers.