Mabflanbon is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, loving wolf.

Mabflanbon created vertebrates eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Mabflanbon, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Mabflanbon, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Mabflanbon's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Mabflanbon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate badgers.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Never feed garlic to whales while wearing white trousers.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Mabflanbon.