Megyartster is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, able walrus.

Megyartster created dark energy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Megyartster, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Megyartster, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Megyartster's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Megyartster's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Always help sheep in need.

3. Do not drink water in black rooms.

4. Never paint your hands cyan.

5. Do not hurt seals.