Jadfossarf is a god.
It takes the form of a very fat, benevolent
crocodile.
Jadfossarf created the Sunflower Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Jadfossarf, it will look after you all your life.
If you do not believe in
Jadfossarf, it will turn you into a blue tit.
Jadfossarf's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.
Jadfossarf's Holy Commandments1. Never think ill of sick tapirs.
2. Never talk about black holes.
3. Jadfossarf loves shrews, so they must be honoured.
4. Always help grasshopers in need.
5. Always make sure there are no cats in a room before entering it.