Jadfossarf is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, benevolent crocodile.

Jadfossarf created the Sunflower Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jadfossarf, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Jadfossarf, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Jadfossarf's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Jadfossarf's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick tapirs.

2. Never talk about black holes.

3. Jadfossarf loves shrews, so they must be honoured.

4. Always help grasshopers in need.

5. Always make sure there are no cats in a room before entering it.