Zenmipced is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, self-assured capybara.

Zenmipced created the Tadpole Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zenmipced, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Zenmipced, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Zenmipced's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Zenmipced's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not wear gold on your body.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate seals.

4. You must pray to Zenmipced eight times a day.

5. Do not drink water in black rooms.