Pomkondun is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, self-confident horse.

Pomkondun created carbon two billion years ago.

If you believe in Pomkondun, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Pomkondun, she will destroy your home planet.

Pomkondun's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Pomkondun's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about great tits.

2. You must never eat tomatoes.

3. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Pomkondun on top of all buildings.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never talk about galaxies.