Nibtadyarl is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, blissful hare.

Nibtadyarl created the cosmos four years ago.

If you believe in Nibtadyarl, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Nibtadyarl, he will make you grow a tail.

Nibtadyarl's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Nibtadyarl's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. You must love Nibtadyarl.

3. Never think about stars.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.