Hotcamsab is a god.
It takes the form of a large, annoying
giraffe.
Hotcamsab created the Tadpole Galaxy two million years ago.
If you believe in
Hotcamsab, it will give you a free planet.
If you do not believe in
Hotcamsab, it will ignore you.
Hotcamsab's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.
Hotcamsab's Holy Commandments1. Never write about asteroids.
2. You must pray to Hotcamsab three times a day.
3. Always help sick mice.
4. Do not dye your hair blue.
5. Do not drink water in purple rooms.