Pakmabtab is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, omnipotent chicken.

Pakmabtab created tapeworms seven million years ago.

If you believe in Pakmabtab, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Pakmabtab, she will be very sad.

Pakmabtab's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Pakmabtab's Holy Commandments

1. Pakmabtab must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Always help cats.

3. Do not speak about beans.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Respect your elders.