Pakmabtab is a god.
She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, omnipotent
chicken.
Pakmabtab created tapeworms seven million years ago.
If you believe in
Pakmabtab, she will be shocked.
If you do not believe in
Pakmabtab, she will be very sad.
Pakmabtab's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.
Pakmabtab's Holy Commandments1. Pakmabtab must be the most important thing in your life.
2. Always help cats.
3. Do not speak about beans.
4. Do not covet oxen.
5. Respect your elders.