Migfetnel is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, narcissistic deer.

Migfetnel created Europe nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Migfetnel, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Migfetnel, she will turn you into a frog.

Migfetnel's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Migfetnel's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate eagles.

2. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

3. Do not eat beans.

4. Hide if five foxes approach from the west.

5. Pray towards the north.