Migfetnel is a god.
She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, narcissistic
deer.
Migfetnel created Europe nine trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Migfetnel, she will grant you five wishes.
If you do not believe in
Migfetnel, she will turn you into a frog.
Migfetnel's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.
Migfetnel's Holy Commandments1. Look mercifully on unfortunate eagles.
2. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.
3. Do not eat beans.
4. Hide if five foxes approach from the west.
5. Pray towards the north.