Konnullim is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, smart armadillo.

Konnullim created time and space nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Konnullim, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Konnullim, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Konnullim's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Konnullim's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Feed all hungry goats.