Libcut is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, caring meerkat.

Libcut created vertebrates three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Libcut, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Libcut, she will turn you into a puffin.

Libcut's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Libcut's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Never talk about black holes.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Libcut.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.