Bagjabyart is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, selfish elephant.

Bagjabyart created a strange quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Bagjabyart, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Bagjabyart, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Bagjabyart's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Bagjabyart's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Never bounce near seals.

4. Never hurt dolphins.

5. Erect seven zinc sculptures of Bagjabyart on top of important buildings.