Boddibomin is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, able whale.

Boddibomin created oxygen two million years ago.

If you believe in Boddibomin, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Boddibomin, he will turn you into a sheep.

Boddibomin's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Boddibomin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt badgers.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Boddibomin.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Erect a large tin sculpture of Boddibomin on top of all buildings.