Ragcitpig is a god.

It takes the form of a large, annoying faun.

Ragcitpig created the Andromeda Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ragcitpig, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Ragcitpig, it will be mildly annoyed.

Ragcitpig's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Ragcitpig's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about stars.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Ragcitpig.

3. Do not take Ragcitpig's name in vain.

4. Never mention foxes.

5. Never eat apples.