Cunmonsand is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, uncaring jackal.

Cunmonsand created a down quark eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cunmonsand, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Cunmonsand, she will turn you into a rat.

Cunmonsand's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Cunmonsand's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your feet.

2. You must love Cunmonsand.

3. Do not trade with those who eat grapes.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.