Tafdobloop is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, sage squid.

Tafdobloop created Asia five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tafdobloop, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Tafdobloop, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Tafdobloop's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Tafdobloop's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if seven geese approach from the west.

2. Always help sick bats.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Run away if five mites approach from the south.

5. Never look at asteroids.