Voglibcun is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, effective penguin.

Voglibcun created an electron three billion years ago.

If you believe in Voglibcun, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Voglibcun, he will turn you into a tree.

Voglibcun's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Voglibcun's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat bread.

2. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Worship no other gods but Voglibcun.

5. Do not commit murder.