Flyripkom is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, boastful hippopotamus.

Flyripkom created the Small Magellanic Cloud three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flyripkom, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Flyripkom, she will try to impress you with trees.

Flyripkom's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Flyripkom's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat parsnips.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Flyripkom on top of all buildings.

4. Never think about black holes.

5. Never talk about amino acids.