Rutflamflygon is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, resourceful crocodile.

Rutflamflygon created the Black Eye Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Rutflamflygon, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Rutflamflygon, she will come to you in dreams.

Rutflamflygon's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Rutflamflygon's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Rutflamflygon loves mites, so they must be honoured.

5. Do not laugh in public.