Veenhaktun is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, sage capybara.

Veenhaktun created the Black Eye Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Veenhaktun, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Veenhaktun, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Veenhaktun's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Veenhaktun's Holy Commandments

1. Veenhaktun loves goats, so they must be respected.

2. Always help sick foxes.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Do not chop down trees.