Dogortgov is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, amazing crab.

Dogortgov created humanity six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dogortgov, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Dogortgov, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Dogortgov's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Dogortgov's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your head.

2. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Dogortgov on top of all buildings.

3. Never eat oranges.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Dogortgov must be the most important thing in your life.