Motvadbig is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, narcissistic cobra.

Motvadbig created the Black Eye Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Motvadbig, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Motvadbig, it will turn you into a hamster.

Motvadbig's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Motvadbig's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if five manatees approach from the south.

2. Always help tapirs.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. You must pray to Motvadbig six times a day.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.