Bidbimlarg is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, humane rhinoceros.

Bidbimlarg created an electron two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bidbimlarg, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Bidbimlarg, he will boil you in a big pot.

Bidbimlarg's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Bidbimlarg's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Never laugh near mice.

3. Never wear kilts.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Bidbimlarg.

5. Do not drink water in mauve rooms.