Botrulfidwat is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, awesome fish.

Botrulfidwat created the planet Venus three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Botrulfidwat, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Botrulfidwat, she will ignore you.

Botrulfidwat's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Botrulfidwat's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about asteroids.

2. Worship no other gods but Botrulfidwat.

3. Never mention great tits.

4. Never paint your legs black.

5. Never jump in holy places.