Hamontxuc is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, unjust fly.

Hamontxuc created Mount Everest three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hamontxuc, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Hamontxuc, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Hamontxuc's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Hamontxuc's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Worship no other gods but Hamontxuc.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never write about the strong nuclear force.