Lopgommap is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, merciless bat.

Lopgommap created oxygen nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Lopgommap, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Lopgommap, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Lopgommap's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Lopgommap's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Lopgommap.

2. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Do not trade with those who eat lentils.